I. Have. Shingles.
What? Am I eighty and in a nursing home?
Why in the world do I have the shingles.
What's fun- going to Target to get an Rx for Valtrex. Valtrex "I have genital herpes" Valtrex.
What's neurotic, of me, to do- Loudly ask the pharmacist if taking oatmeal baths is okay, you know, when you have SHINGLES and not the herp on the gennies.
What sucks- wearing long sleeves in July. For at least a week.